Butterflies and Hurricanes

What has happened to the youth of today? What’s with the new language they’re creating? It’s like they’re spastic or something.

Friend 1: Yo, sup. You saw your Insta feed today?

Friend 2: Oh em gee, dude. You look totes adorbs

F1: Thanks yo. Bee tee dubs, your outfit was ridiks, just FYI

F2: Aw, thanks babe. Yours was dope as well. It’s a little faded, but whatevs!

F1: Come and chill at my place

F2: Hashtag PARTAAAYYYY

Like, whaaaaaat? Stop being annoying, you little ungrateful twerps! These are the kids who get iPhones when they’re still wearing nappies, and who take selfies in the clubs when they’re thirteen!

Okay, great, I’ve already started sounding like an old hag. Fantastic.

Anyway, I was sitting in my room today and I realized I was talking to myself. So I switched on the camera on my laptop, and recorded a video! Please watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEhEctg-ODY&feature=youtu.be

Let me know what you think, and if you can relate to it.

Love,

Scrat